Mel Gibson to soon hate Jews

According to the upcoming issue of the National Enquirer, everyone?s favorite Jew hater, Mel Gibson, was spotted in Austin, Texas, throwing back a cold one:

?I couldn?t believe my eyes. Mel Gibson was swigging a Bud with two adoring young women hanging on his every word,? the tab quotes a musician named Steven Smith as saying. Smith claims that the alleged incident occurred at Stubb?s Bar-B-Q on Sept. 22 at around 1:15 a.m. According to Smith, about 75 people were at the bar, but Gibson and his group were in an area that was ?cordoned off so no one could bother him.? Another unnamed source backs up the claim, telling the Enquirer ?He definitely was drinking Budweiser. I saw him.?

I don?t really give a shit that Mel Gibson is drinking again. I just think it?s cool that huge Hollywood megastars still drink beer. I always figured they drank 200-year-old scotch out of jewel-encrusted goblets while laughing at the plight of the working man, lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills, and shooting bald eagles with their pure-gold shotguns.

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